You can talk all the shit you want about Suicide Girls and some of the shady shit that goes on over there, but they have so many just retarded hot girls over there and they use almost nothing but fantastic photographers. Also if it weren’t for SG there probably would be a lot less [...]

AnnaLee is a red headed befreckled Suicide Girl and clearly pretty fucking adorable.  Yeah, admittedly I just made up the word befreckled, but it’s a pretty good word right? You can use that, but just make sure you credit me. Or just like @ me on Twitter. People who looked at this item also looked [...]

  Admittedly this Suicide Girls name reads like an NY Post headline, but she is insanely fucking hot so I will let her pass. And it’s not really her fault that SG just tacks Suicide on the end of everyone’s name. Honestly I just want to get her pregnant. Don’t judge me… People who looked [...]

  Oh snap! My home girl Calamity is on the front page of Suicide Girls. Calamity is a tattoo artist in Brooklyn and has done a bunch of free tattoos of the logo of my other site on people. She rules even though for whatever reason she won’t let me shoot her. It’s good to [...]

Rambo is one of my favorite Suicide Girls so she should be one of yours too because I have amazing taste. If I didn’t you wouldn’t be at my site. You would be at your site called youthinkthatshot.com.  Duh. Are you done oogling her amazingness yet? Let’s move on… People who looked at this item [...]

  So hey look at this cute Suicide Girl DeeDee. She is in some sort of red light district sex box. I don’t even know what to say about that but I am pretty sure that I wish I had one of those in my house. Either the sex box, or just a DeeDee… Whatever [...]

This Suicide Girl Katzenz has an amazing body and I would like to eat food off of her. I have no idea what that means but I get back to NYC on Wednesday which means this site starts getting updated regularly again and I have a lot of original content for you. I shot the [...]

  Here is Bob. She is a Suicide Girl. When I posted the pic of Zoli I realized I had left SG out of my rotation for some reason.  Sorry about that. This girl is so fucking adorable I am glad I remember SG when I did.  Also, on a slightly related note, I know [...]

 Hey! It’s Easter Porn Fun Time! Get excited.  Here is your Easter round up.  I noticed some of the regulars didn’t do Easter sets this year, but what can you do?  We are just going to have to live with the hotness we have below, like sets from new people like Dangerous Dolls and photographer [...]

This Suicide Girl Cori is clearly a total babe.  Plus she’s from Quebec and French Canadian girls seem to love me.  Oh, and the first girl I ever shot for Suicide Girls was named Corrie… Coincidence?  Someone get me this Cori’s number, I want to go fishing with her. People who looked at this item [...]

  The new set from Moxi Suicide is pretty fucking sexy.  I mean this girl is built to kill and evidently she has done just that.  She is out in the middle of the desert trying to get rid of corpses.  You would think that would scare me off, but I am pretty sure I’d [...]