These two Suicide Girls are getting naked to promote something.  I am not sure what it is, and I am not going to tell you what it’s called.  I sort of prefer to keep commercials out of my porn. Still, the girls are really hot and that’s the important thing.

I met a really cute girl named Priscilla the other day, but she’s not a Suicide Girl like this Priscila with one L… Hopefully I will shoot her naked somehow anyway. BTW, I am still on vacation. I am stuffed with Turkeys.

I have blogged about this Suicide Girl before. She has the most retardely hot body that has ever existed maybe. I think I say stuff like that a lot, but jesus fucking christ, it is pretty damn impressive. Plus you know, she’s named Rambo, and if you haven’t watched it in a while First Blood […]

It’s that time of year again! The Halloween Alt Girl round up! Click each picture to see more Halloweeny naked chicks doing all sorts of weird stuff to pumpkins and candy corn and lots and lots of fake blood. It is god damned out of control and you don’t want to miss a minute […]

Sash is like in the top 5 hottest Suicide Girls and right up on top of my list of people I’d want to shoot. Alas, that has not happened. I will take comfort in knowing she keeps getting naked for other people and that we can all look at those pictures and rejoice in her […]

This Suicide Girl Silvia is so fucking beautiful. It is kinda weird that I have never seen her before. Maybe I should start paying more attention to the site. She kinda has a perfect butt too. She’s like the new Flux… okay, maybe not quite…

 
This Suicide Girl Baz has an epic ass. I really don’t have anything to say. The girl is super un-alt, but has a life changing butt. Seriously, that’s it. Nothing else to say.

 
Susi Suicide has an amazing ass.  She has epic tits.  But the thing I like most about her are her braces.  I am not sure what that is about but I am really into braces and slightly fucked up teeth.  I think they should make fake braces that you can wear cosmetically. I would think […]

Now a lot of the Suicide Girls take Suicide as their last name for their stage name.  I think that Feyne is a pretty weak choice for a stage name, but if you pronounce it like “feign” and and Suicide to the end all of a sudden I think the name is pretty funny.  Also […]

 
Here are three cute Suicide Girls drinking absinthe.  I was once paid a large sum of money by an Absinthe company to take pictures of celebrities drinking their green brew.  It is probably the reason I still haven’t had to get a real job this year. So even though I don’t drink, I do love […]

If Suicide Girls gets many more models, they are going to have to start using last names… Or maybe putting numbers in the girls names. I feel like Jane4721 is easier to remember than Praesepe.  Jesus.  At least this girl is real cute…
And can someone send me a fan sign already? This is pretty pathetic. […]