Holy shit, take a look at this Suicide Girl. Her name is Asbury Suicide and she might be perfect. It is my new goal in life to take photos of this girl or perhaps marry her. One or the other or both… whatever… I’m not picky. Seriously though, this girl is amazing. Let us fall [...]

Here is Julia Faire in the Red Chair.  She is clearly really fucking hot, but moving on… I feel like I lost a few days. Mostly to sleep and travel post SXSW. But I am back in NYC and back in action. I am supposed to shoot a rad porn girl tomorrow but I don’t [...]

  Super fucking hot set of Arabella on Suicide Girls right now. Shit, I fucks with hot girls with neck tattoos who rock Nike high tops. No joke. We can have babies together and I will buy them little Jordan’s and shit. Seriously though, someone give home girl my number. We need to start planning [...]

  This is Gabi from Suicide Girls. I don’t have a lot to say about her other than she is adorable so instead I will tell you about how once I had this really fantastic one night stand with a Brazilian girl named Gabi. She had been in NYC for months but was headed back [...]

  So here is a picture of the very sexy Vodevil from Suicide Girls.  More importantly is that today is my last day on my crazy Vegas/LA trip. I have just a ton of shoots of naked girls from it and you guys will probably be very pumped to see all of the amazing stuff [...]

  Suicide Girls has given us one more Christmas present.  A new Sash set!  Sash is pretty much my favorite Suicide Girl. I mean Flux is my favorite but she’s also a good friend of mine and she’s archived so she doesn’t count. So  yeah, Sash wins and I need to figure out some way [...]

It’s once again time for my yearly giant Christmas update! Nothing say Christmas like naked tattooed girls wearing Santa hats and shoving sticky candy canes in their vaginas.  You know, that is probably really unsanitary. You girls should probably just stick to cock mostly… just sayin’… Happy Holidays everyone! People who looked at this item [...]

  Look at this insanely hot girl Arabella over on Suicide Girls.  Is it just me are does there seem to be a lot of not ugly girls out there? I mean I keep posting naked pictures of them day in and day out and we never seem to run out. What’s the deal with [...]

This new Suicide Girls set is extremely hot. This picture almost looks like an old oil painting or something… well an oil painting painted with a camera that has an ISO setting that is too high for its own good.  Sorry, the photo geeks out there will get that. For the rest of you just [...]

  I had no idea that Mandy Morbid was still a Suicide Girl.  I mean, she was originally Adria but now she is better known as porn star Mandy Morbid the girl I have been trying and failing to photograph for 3 years. I have given up, but still she is amazing to behold and [...]

  Annika Suicide might be my dream girl. I don’t mean that in that she is the perfect girl for me, I mean that in I actually think I have seen her in a dream somewhere. Honestly it’s sort of spooky. I don’t think I have ever seen her pics before but somehow she is [...]