Asbury Suicide is naked on Suicide Girls again. She is probably worth the price of the site by herself. As I mentioned when I blogged about her before… I really want to take her picture before I die.   People who looked at this item also looked at… Tila Tequila Attacked By Juggalos Lady Gaga [...]

Check out Lucy V on Suicide Girls. She is a babe, etc. Now, I should mention I am in Miami and I probably won’t update again until like Monday at the earliest. Speaking of Miami does anyone know any naked girls I can shoot in Miami? It seems like the thing to do on my [...]

Dryad is a pretty babelicious Suicide Girl. Her boobs are pretty amazing once again proving that boobs of all sizes fucking rule. Pretty much want to put them in my mouth for a while. I mean duh. Also I get back from Miami today which means more regular updates at least until I leave town [...]

This Suicide Girl Casanova is the type of girl that could ruin my life. I kinda have a huge crush on her just looking at her. If she was even slightly not a horrible person I would probably fall in love with her for at least a week. People who looked at this item also [...]

You should probably check out Tangerine’s new set on Suicide Girls. It is retarded hot. This girl is a total babe especially if you are one of those red head fetishists. Personally I am not but at some point in my life three of the last four people I had slept with all had red [...]

  Holy shit Lumo Suicide is fucking amazing. Look at her set on Suicide Girls. Seriously, this girl is amazing… although her heart shaped died pubic hair is pretty silly but I am pretty sure I can live with that. Yeah, in fact I am pretty willing to marry her right now. People who looked [...]

  Patton has a new set up on Suicide Girls.  I love Patton and I hope I get to hang out with her again before I die. I got to shoot Patton once really quickly but I don’t think I realize how amazing her ass is. Let’s just hope it gets to meet my camera [...]

Sash is clearly my favorite Suicide Girl that I don’t know. The real question is why don’t I know her? I feel like I should. I mean for fucks sake right at this moment I am in LA and I am pretty sure she lives here which means I am probably like 10 miles away [...]

  Selene has a new set on Suicide Girls. It’s pretty damn sexy. I am still impressed how Suicide Girls just keeps cranking out super hot girls that are pretty fucking fantastically shot even when pretty much the whole alt porn community seems to hate them. Personally, I love anyone who is doing their part [...]

  This Suicide Girl is named Discoquette.  I can’t figure out if I hate that name or if I think it is hilarious. I guess we should probably just focus on the indisputable fact that this girl is fucking unreasonably hot. She is probably worth the $6 a month for an SG account on her [...]

  I haven’t seen this Suicide Girl before but she is clearly seriously hot and I cannot complain about her level of wetness. And while this is a porn site and you might think I was being clever by referring to both the water on her and the possible suggestion of her naturally lubricated vagina, [...]