It’s that time of year again! The Halloween Alt Girl round up! Click each picture to see more Halloweeny naked chicks doing all sorts of weird stuff to pumpkins and candy corn and lots and lots of fake blood. It is god damned out of control and you don’t want to miss a minute […]

 
Here is a Halloween preview from Gods Girls and the adorable Rosie. Personally I am so not looking forward to tracking down all the Halloween pictures from all the sites that I work with to find you the most spooky updates from sexy tattooed girls. It takes too long and I am fucking busy.  Still, […]

Sash is like in the top 5 hottest Suicide Girls and right up on top of my list of people I’d want to shoot. Alas, that has not happened. I will take comfort in knowing she keeps getting naked for other people and that we can all look at those pictures and rejoice in her […]

I am not sure why she is called Alligator Girl but I would gator-wrassle her any day.  Every seen anyon wrasle a gator? I mean it is a beautiful thing to behold. Either that or I am just way too tired to be awake right now.

 
Mega babe pornographer Ellen Stagg had an art show/party in conjunction with the Mishka 2010 Calender release party and I went and took pictures. Be warned… There are no actual naked girls in these shots, just photos of photos of naked girls as well as some clothed Burning Angels and Justine Joli.  But you should […]

 
I think this Deviant Nation girl Scarlett Storm has an Autobots tattoo on her arm.  I actually considered getting the same tattoo about a decade ago.  I am pretty glad I didn’t because of this whole Michael Bay transformers nightmare.  I mean way to ruin my childhood asshole. I still have a He-Man tattoo, lets’ […]

 
Hey look! It is Whiskey Angel! She is one of the great almost-loves of my life.  Oh, what’s that? She is painting a picture with he asshole? Good fucking god. I always fall for the talented ones don’t I? It is actually a pretty nice painting… I think you have to be impressed.
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While I am a fan of high quality photography, one good thing about DIY sets from Gods Girls is that some times the photos just look awesome and pornographic.  I just think this set of Layla looks like it was taken by her boyfriend and then she cheated on him so he sent these to […]

On Thursday Mishka is releasing their 2010 calendar. It was shot by the lovely Ellen Stagg. The girls are hand selected from Ellen’s stable of alt chicks an adult models including Suicide Girls, Burning Angels and Gods Girls. My home girl Joanna Angel is on the cover and my ex Nicole is in there somewhere […]

 
The guys at Totally Nerdcore just came out with their 2010 calendar that features a lot of hot naked girls in scenes from horror movies.  It features some of my favorite movies like Psycho, Carrie and the Shining and some of my favorite naked girls like Justine Joli, Bobbi Starr and Zoli Suicide.  Two of […]

This Suicide Girl Silvia is so fucking beautiful. It is kinda weird that I have never seen her before. Maybe I should start paying more attention to the site. She kinda has a perfect butt too. She’s like the new Flux… okay, maybe not quite…