Ellen Stagg has photographed a bunch of my friends naked including my fake ex-girlfriend and the girl who introduced me to my real ex-girlfriend. She was even in my friend Joe Swanberg’s new movie which I haven’t even seen yet. I’ve only met her once, and it was the day after my birthday and I did not want to be alive and I don’t think I was too friendly to anyone that night and I didn’t know I liked her work so much and I feel like we would be best friends and… um… yeah.

Anyway, here is a sick shot of Mandy Morbid who I still have not had a chance to shoot, and it is really not at all fair.